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The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk

“Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Piratical Godmodder of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.539 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 2,634 trillion danirtsks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,979 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 278,180th in the world and 12,180th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -31.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Pacifist: 56thBest Weather: 56thNicest Citizens: 57thMost Inclusive: 58thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 65thMost Developed: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114thLongest Average Lifespans: 123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 129thHealthiest Citizens: 130thHighest Food Quality: 182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 198thMost Secular: 204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 321stLargest Governments: 372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 424thLowest Crime Rates: 436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 864thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,000thSmartest Citizens: 1,032ndSafest: 1,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,535thMost Influential: 2,025thMost Efficient Economies: 2,518thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,980thMost Cultured: 3,287thHighest Average Incomes: 4,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,203rdHighest Economic Output: 6,938thMost Stationary: 12,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,276thTop
Most Income Equality: 23,244th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 310th in the regionNudest: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 603rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 720th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,190th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,212th in the region

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