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The Hail TEP of Pakitsk

“Ecõltsk ont Frôtotsk”

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The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.241 billion Pakotskì love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 421 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,168 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 385^th in the world and 6^th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 15,505.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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