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The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.492 billion Pakotskì are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 295,332 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Pakitsk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government funds large training centres to turn marmots into functioning members of society, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-danirtsk mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 316,216^th in the world and 5,153^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -37.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.