Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Parisimo |
“Stars of Progress”
| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
|
Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The People's Republic of Parisimo is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 62 million Parisimoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Parisimoan economy, worth 2.78 trillion Paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,797 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisimo's national animal is the Oriente Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Parisimo is ranked 300,942nd in the world and 3,957th in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- :
Parisimo was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Propwash.
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- :
Parisimo was endorsed by
The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland.
- : Following new legislation in
Parisimo, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- :
Parisimo was endorsed by
The Republic of Abtracnt.
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