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The United Kingdom of La xinga

“Gods people see gods people come”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Kingdom of La xinga is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 522 million La xingans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving La xingan economy, worth 37.6 trillion pongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,980 pongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La xinga is ranked 147,864th in the world and 6,341st in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 23.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 502ndTop
Most Influential: 3,729thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,277thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,120thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,743rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,381st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 295th in the regionMost Influential: 305th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 447th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 473rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 680th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 690th in the regionMost Cultured: 712th in the region

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