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The Future is Bleak Because of La Xinga

“seize the means of seduction”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Future is Bleak Because of La Xinga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by big cheeks with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.753 billion cheek are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient cheek economy, worth 907 trillion hugs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,008 hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, baiting is a national sport, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, and a lot of number one hits are straight cover versions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the cheek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is who has that.

La Xinga is ranked 134,070th in the world and 2,050th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.23 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 318thMost Influential: 952ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,582ndTop
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Most Devout: 6,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,129thLowest Crime Rates: 8,598thBest Weather: 9,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,932ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,340thMost Cultured: 12,176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,606thHealthiest Citizens: 15,652ndTop
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Most Developed: 17,141stLargest Governments: 17,532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,988thHighest Food Quality: 20,921stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,925thMost Efficient Economies: 29,455thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,803rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 307th in the regionLargest Governments: 340th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 370th in the regionMost Developed: 397th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 421st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 430th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 434th in the regionMost Patriotic: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 481st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 509th in the region

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