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The Capitalist Haven of La xinga

“G-ds people see, g-ds people come”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.104 billion La xingans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse La xingan economy, worth 191 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,092 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, movie references are legally admissible in court, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 187,547th in the world and 8,283rd in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 85.99 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 683rdMost Influential: 1,005thTop
Most Devout: 5,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,012thMost Authoritarian: 9,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,564thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,754thLowest Crime Rates: 13,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,118thMost Cultured: 15,124thHealthiest Citizens: 16,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,085thBest Weather: 19,342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,294th
Most Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 380th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 395th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 506th in the regionBest Weather: 602nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 612th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 615th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 618th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 631st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 633rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 735th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 735th in the regionLargest Governments: 739th in the regionMost Stationary: 768th in the regionMost Developed: 797th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 850th in the region

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