The United Kingdom of La xinga
“Gods people see gods people come”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United Kingdom of La xinga is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 522 million La xingans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving La xingan economy, worth 37.6 trillion pongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,980 pongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Colony of Eastie.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Great and Mighty Ego of Ramaeus.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Acting Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Empire of Spoilt Blood.
- : La xinga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Republic of The New York Islands.
- : La xinga was endorsed by The Republic of CheeseBurrito.
- : The NS Pretty Girl of Fedele dismissed La xinga as Licensed Marsupial Hunter of The East Pacific.
- : La xinga lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
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