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The Kingdom of Isualia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Winston with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.094 billion Isualians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isonmouth. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Isualian economy, worth 408 trillion Isualian Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,249 Isualian Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isualia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isualia is ranked 99,992^nd in the world and 1,346^th in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 950.06 milliStalins.