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The Short Stacc of BearStackof2015

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The Short Stacc of BearStackof2015 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.521 billion BearStacks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth 649 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,591 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation leads The East Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, Panda's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 115,152^nd in the world and 4,414^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 502.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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