The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands
“Vote for Kodos”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.259 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,656 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Drunken Seal Islands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, large areas of Drunken Seal Islands are not accessible by the public, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, large areas of Drunken Seal Islands are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, Drunken Seal Islands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, sex changes are routinely performed at Drunken Seal Islands's hospitals.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Commonwealth of Yelkinam.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Yelkinam.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
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