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The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands

“Vote for Kodos”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 9.222 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,646 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Drunken Seal Islands's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 15,709th in the world and 442nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 289.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,401stTop
Most Influential: 1,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,309thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,490thLowest Crime Rates: 5,905thBest Weather: 6,007thHealthiest Citizens: 6,885thMost Developed: 6,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,056thMost Cultured: 7,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,420thMost Inclusive: 7,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,008thMost Stationary: 8,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,418thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,290thLargest Governments: 9,733rdSmartest Citizens: 11,550thHighest Economic Output: 11,886thMost Secular: 12,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,528thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,709th
Most Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionLargest Populations: 220th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 231st in the regionLargest Governments: 240th in the regionMost Inclusive: 241st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 355th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 442nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 458th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionNicest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 676th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionSafest: 725th in the region

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