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The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands

“Vote for Kodos”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.259 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,656 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Drunken Seal Islands has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, large areas of Drunken Seal Islands are not accessible by the public, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 215,487th in the world and 8,790th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -317.06 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thMost Influential: 2,058thTop
Best Weather: 3,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,045thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,259thMost Inclusive: 5,494thMost Cultured: 5,888thHealthiest Citizens: 6,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,816thSafest: 6,923rdLargest Governments: 7,153rdMost Stationary: 7,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,586thMost Developed: 7,739thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,623rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,700thHighest Economic Output: 10,806thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,266thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,586thMost Secular: 14,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,796thHighest Average Incomes: 17,780thMost Income Equality: 20,375th
Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 221st in the regionSafest: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 280th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 471st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionMost Secular: 493rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 509th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 594th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 749th in the region

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