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The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands

“Vote for Kodos”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.784 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,175 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and future leaders of Drunken Seal Islands regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 187,319th in the world and 8,314th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 87.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,731stMost Influential: 1,966thTop
Best Weather: 3,941stLowest Crime Rates: 4,269thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,604thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,856thMost Inclusive: 6,205thHealthiest Citizens: 6,346thMost Cultured: 6,637thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,228thMost Stationary: 7,428thMost Developed: 7,657thSafest: 7,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,754thLargest Governments: 7,808thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,311thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,968thHighest Economic Output: 11,023rdSmartest Citizens: 12,119thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,423rdMost Secular: 14,434thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,517thMost Income Equality: 19,782nd
Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionLargest Populations: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 193rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 214th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 445th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 497th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 652nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 756th in the region

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