The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central
“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.804 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 230,563 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", religious education is a new government priority, and royal babies are so on-point right now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, royal babies are so on-point right now.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
- : Headpat Central voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, Headpat Central's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
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