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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.774 billion Headpat Centralians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 4,203 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 266,491 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 311,677th in the world and 5,184th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -783.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 150thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 253rdNicest Citizens: 279thHighest Food Quality: 281stMost Pacifist: 286thMost Inclusive: 312thBest Weather: 339thMost Developed: 359thHealthiest Citizens: 362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 375thLongest Average Lifespans: 387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thSafest: 513thMost Cultured: 650thSmartest Citizens: 706thLargest Publishing Industry: 779thLargest Welfare Programs: 807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 998thLowest Crime Rates: 1,045thLargest Governments: 1,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,271stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,577thMost Influential: 1,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,339thMost Efficient Economies: 2,610thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,109thHighest Average Incomes: 4,547thHighest Economic Output: 4,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,130thMost Stationary: 8,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,789thMost Secular: 11,396thMost Income Equality: 14,592ndTop
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Largest Populations: 26,989thMost Patriotic: 27,518th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 291st in the regionMost Patriotic: 367th in the regionNudest: 404th in the region

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