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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.349 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,913 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 226th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.89 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 167thNicest Citizens: 192ndMost Inclusive: 217thLeast Corrupt Governments: 226thMost Pacifist: 227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thSafest: 334thMost Developed: 436thHealthiest Citizens: 478thBest Weather: 492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 509thMost Beautiful Environments: 660thLargest Publishing Industry: 869thMost Cultured: 887thLowest Crime Rates: 1,000thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,011thSmartest Citizens: 1,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,524thLargest Governments: 1,557thMost Influential: 1,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,751stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,896thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,014thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,141stMost Efficient Economies: 3,191stHighest Average Incomes: 4,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,643rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,094thMost Secular: 11,116thHighest Drug Use: 12,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,101stMost Income Equality: 14,546thMost Stationary: 15,618th
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionMost Stationary: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the regionMost Secular: 400th in the regionNudest: 421st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 827th in the region

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