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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.782 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 942 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,112 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 2,450th in the world and 62nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 678.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 224thNicest Citizens: 276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 317thLeast Corrupt Governments: 324thMost Inclusive: 367thMost Pacifist: 392ndSafest: 508thMost Developed: 604thHealthiest Citizens: 658thBest Weather: 664thLongest Average Lifespans: 722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 808thLargest Publishing Industry: 972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,373rdMost Cultured: 1,431stSmartest Citizens: 1,573rdMost Influential: 1,689thLowest Crime Rates: 1,690thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,755thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,016thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,905thLargest Governments: 3,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,197thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,706thMost Efficient Economies: 8,053rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,473rdMost Secular: 12,730thNudest: 13,358thHighest Economic Output: 15,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,521stMost Income Equality: 15,733rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionNudest: 242nd in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 357th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 395th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionMost Income Equality: 731st in the region

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