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The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central

“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.804 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 230,563 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", religious education is a new government priority, and royal babies are so on-point right now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Headpat Central is ranked 219,733rd in the world and 8,905th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -927.55 on the Hayek Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 149thNicest Citizens: 187thMost Pacifist: 210thMost Inclusive: 211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 232ndSafest: 304thMost Developed: 418thHealthiest Citizens: 450thLongest Average Lifespans: 471stBest Weather: 471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 617thLargest Publishing Industry: 743rdMost Cultured: 859thLowest Crime Rates: 928thSmartest Citizens: 933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,268thLargest Governments: 1,466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,559thMost Influential: 1,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,875thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,246thMost Efficient Economies: 3,208thHighest Average Incomes: 4,261stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,274thHighest Economic Output: 10,275thMost Secular: 10,723rdTop
Most Income Equality: 13,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,380thMost Stationary: 15,116thHighest Drug Use: 21,333rd
Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 208th in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 217th in the regionLargest Populations: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 420th in the regionTop
Nudest: 634th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 825th in the regionMost Income Equality: 865th in the region

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