The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central
“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.782 billion Headpat Centralians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth 942 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,112 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Kingdom of Taya Dust.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Minister of RMB Affairs of Great Algerstonia.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Headpat Central voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Headpat Central endorsed The The Comms and Info Minister of Pendragonania.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Minister of RMB Affairs of Great Algerstonia.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Empire of Celannica.
Endorsements Received: 128 » Arkantis, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Survivoristan, Kaigi, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Akorial, Kangarawa, New Birblands, Amjedia, CopyCato, Asendavia, Euricanis, Wiranath, Harro Waarudho, Kriov, Republic of Monarchists, Riveraland, Sansangra, Solestia, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Ver Norge, Someseni, Gorbastan, Wizardonia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Urimel, Unger under over, Dreamersistan, Acnor, Goodnamesarerare, Marrico, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Valdwall, United China Nation, Nazagully, Airrajul, Neruch, Thyaclinia, Axdel, Chols Worithopia, and 78 others.Pakitsk, VW53Aland, Ridann, The Sacred Whale, Shantan, Solarfall, Osterreich und Ungarn, Ribanzi, AngusEssa, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Shinnokawa, Bullpups, Enlil, The Angel of Charity, Blazing Samaritan, Freedom Fascists, The Holy Empire of Moronica, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Rhealaliit, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Holy Utopian Republic, Kilkire, The United Asian Republics, VoyKovie, Bortalandet, Guthra, The New Wisconsin Empire, Roliganistan, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Escade, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, United states of Ulm, Lerasi, La xinga, Sericena, Magosconity, Staynes, ArenaC, RovaMittala, Sicilla, Commodore Badger, Encurage, Quark Unit, Servants of Gizmo, Avakael, BNV, Zukchiva, Johnny Appleseed1, Northern Chile, Matdor, Brethren, BorPup, The Winnish Warlands, Tim Stark, Todd McCloud, Northern Saxonia, Feu de Glace, Woolly Rhinoceros, Ramaeus, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Ballpit2, Marrabuk, Celannica, Great Algerstonia, and Taya Dust.