The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central
“We headpat everyone and sometimes they bite us.”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.349 billion Headpat Centralians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headpat City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Headpat Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,913 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Headpat Central's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
- : Headpat Central endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Headpat Central was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, Leader panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Headpat City for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Headpat Central voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Headpat Central, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
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