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The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

“People with a just cause”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.016 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,074 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jarnet Billings is considering changing the Talitoan flag to one with more glitter, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.

Talitoa is ranked 225,551st in the world and 9,000th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 242ndNicest Citizens: 262ndMost Pacifist: 322ndMost Inclusive: 363rdSafest: 459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 518thBest Weather: 614thMost Beautiful Environments: 637thMost Developed: 685thMost Cultured: 705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 755thLongest Average Lifespans: 787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 788thLargest Welfare Programs: 848thHealthiest Citizens: 916thMost Influential: 940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 940thMost Advanced Public Education: 947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 968thLowest Crime Rates: 1,028thLargest Governments: 1,239thSmartest Citizens: 1,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,644thMost Efficient Economies: 1,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,148thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,727thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,454thHighest Average Incomes: 4,599thNudest: 9,858thHighest Economic Output: 10,270thTop
Most Stationary: 14,682ndMost Income Equality: 16,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,454th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 207th in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 306th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 391st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 878th in the region

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