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The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

“People with a just cause”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Pacific Republic of Talitoa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jarnet Billings with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.964 billion Talitoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takkatok. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Talitoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion Talios a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,880 Talios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Talitoan lands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitoa's national animal is the Oarfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zelionism.

Talitoa is ranked 2,864th in the world and 72nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 642.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 334thNicest Citizens: 364thMost Inclusive: 427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 432ndMost Pacifist: 481stMost Developed: 595thSafest: 633rdLongest Average Lifespans: 714thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 733rdMost Influential: 843rdBest Weather: 857thMost Beautiful Environments: 889thMost Cultured: 911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 929thLargest Welfare Programs: 942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,021stHealthiest Citizens: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,307thLowest Crime Rates: 1,510thLargest Governments: 1,653rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,776thSmartest Citizens: 1,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,581stHighest Average Incomes: 5,262ndNudest: 6,799thMost Efficient Economies: 7,936thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,251stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,947thMost Politically Free: 11,443rdHighest Economic Output: 14,230thMost Income Equality: 16,313th
Nicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionNudest: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Politically Free: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Stationary: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 256th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionLargest Populations: 409th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 222 » Aelitia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Arkantis, Brotherland, The Romanum Legio, Am Echad, Galve, Ribanzi, Roissyland, Squid Ruinosa, Biggstonia, Airrajul, Goodnamesarerare, Kyrloth, Axdel, Drunken Seal Islands, Davinhia, Mundiferrum, Survivoristan, Asendavia, Amjedia, Republic of Monarchists, ReeK, The New Wisconsin Empire, H-Zhena, Trimmania, Euricanis, Kangarawa, Chile-Paraguay, Headpat Central, New Birblands, Wiranath, Riveraland, Sansangra, Endertopias, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Nova-Columbia, The Solar Ottomans, Tshana, Socialist Holy American Empire, Solestia, Kampf Empire, CopyCato, Dreamersistan, The Sacred Whale, VW53Aland, Qui sequuntur somnia, Mastariere, Peatiktist, Ver Norge, and 172 others.Someseni, Peryn, Broengtopia, Terrabis-Seran, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, British Calradia, Marrico, United China Nation, Acnor, The Happian Union, Ridann, Republic of Berzerkistan, Shavara, Eagas, Kucia, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Bullpups, The Angel of Charity, Osterreich und Ungarn, Indrapore, Arpino, Ruso-Germania, The Holy Utopian Republic, Pakitsk, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, Federated States of Zootron, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Adolanta, Elejamie, Roliganistan, Just Vale 2, Darkenval, Enlil, The United Asian Republics, Blazing Samaritan, Brethren, Bortalandet, Gorbastan, Stanisiti, Stellar Colonies, Lanagon, Kilkire, Thyaclinia, America Mjolnir, Harro Waarudho, Laikantar, The Empire of Rijelv, Nazagully, Norport, Chols Worithopia, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, The Buckeye States, Valdwall, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Unger under over, Elkenian, North Insomnia, Sericena, Puckconnolly, Ellsonian Dominion, Archooli, New Leganes, Zang0, Reftaria, Karatol-Advenra, The Almighty Country, Propwash, Chria Deau, VoyKovie, The Death Syndicate, Guthra, Atlia Sonis, ArenaC, Tiransia, Kalaratri, Kagorg Bra Corna, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Acheronn, Hizuru, Slongs, Mer Dieu, Quark Unit, Bytes, Choushuu, Avalon Ascendancy, Kriov, Magosconity, Taya Dust, Plazland, Freedom Fascists, Lerasi, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Escade, Grossvietnam, Marrabuk, RovaMittala, The Great Tea Empire, Uspria, ImperFeudal, Liberstankonia, Monteconstance, The Green Blade, Laquara, Commerce Federation, Hylo, Cantagua, United states of Ulm, Imperial Akatsuki, New Gamerstan, Dragonia, Pekweng, The Theocracy of Cthulhu, Staynes, La xinga, Sans Sense, Dantioch, Feuraxia, Khiralia, Seanadia, Commodore Badger, Great Algerstonia, Under Upper Antartica, Encurage, Johnny Appleseed1, Under Sea Desert, Western Pakistan, Sreneck, Hedonistica, Servants of Gizmo, Rage Mage, Avakael, BNV, Matdor, Danelaw Scandinavia, Pariff, Zukchiva, The New York Islands, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Tuvaltastan, Cantonese Union, Dandrakia, Pepperoni Hot Pockets, Serah Farron, Ballpit2, Marxist Germany, K2-18b, BorPup, Ponzonalo, Celannica, The Winnish Warlands, The Rossiyaanian Imperial Guard, Dinoium II, Verdushka, New Bradenia Ghost, Feu de Glace, Osaft, Red Bagger, Ramaeus, Utopiam, Zeritae, Adioration, and Anthonania.