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The Anarcho-communist state of Catistania

“Mess with the people... Mess with the State.”

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The Anarcho-communist state of Catistania is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Caticulas VI with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.976 billion Catistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Neko city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Catistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,199 trillion Palladium claws a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 267,127 Palladium claws, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Catistania, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catistania's national animal is the Catistanian neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Catistania is ranked 2,224^th in the world and 35^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 43.69 Obesity Rate.

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