The Free Land of Kalaratri
“oderint dum metuant”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.548 billion Kalaratrianins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenophon. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 190 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,903 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Kalaratri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Empire of Celannica.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Kalaratri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, Kalaratri has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, anti-government web sites are springing up.
Endorsements Received: 110 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Axdel, Pakitsk, Hizuru, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Mundiferrum, Goodnamesarerare, Rhealaliit, Wiranath, Janoobi Jazair, VW53Aland, Someseni, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lanagon, EnderShnovia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Angel of Charity, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Unger under over, Am Echad, Marrico, Drunken Seal Islands, Ver Norge, Adavan, Survivoristan, Adolanta, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Kilkire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kagorg Bra Corna, CheeseBurrito, Stellar Colonies, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kucia, Roissyland, Elejamie, The Empire of Rijelv, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Propwash, Sansangra, Solarfall, Cameronia Excellentia, Ribanzi, Urimel, Freedom Fascists, and 60 others.Wizardonia, Talitoa, ReeK, Dragonia, CopyCato, Kaigi, Harro Waarudho, The United Neo American Union, Bytes, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Almighty Country, Kriov, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lyontisia, Endertopias, Just Vale 2, Impia Aghte, Arpino, Qui sequuntur somnia, Libertanny, Enlil, Cublite, Skandinavistan, Escade, Stanisiti, Slys Paws, Verketa, Galve, Styklelilere, The Romanum Legio, Stellaire Imperiale, Liberstankonia, Blobbo, Lerasi, Bakaworld, Pightinbotanoffen, Sericena, Magosconity, Staynes, America Mjolnir, RovaMittala, 7-5, Commodore Badger, Hokolokia, Davinhia, Avakael, Zukchiva, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Asendavia, Eagas, La xinga, Brethren, Tim Stark, Feu de Glace, Ballpit2, Ramaeus, Marrabuk, and Celannica.