The Free Land of Kalaratri
“oderint dum metuant”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.108 billion Kalaratrianins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 499 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,601 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Edmontia.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
- : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Kalaratri endorsed The Republic of Quail Empire.
- : Kalaratri endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Republic of Quail Empire.
- : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
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