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The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia

“My verim nashey Materi.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.048 billion Volkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,758 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 45,387th in the world and 1,102nd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.01 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Advanced Public Education: 410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 579thMost Stationary: 843rdHealthiest Citizens: 850thSafest: 921stMost Developed: 924thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,911thLowest Crime Rates: 2,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,227thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,279thHighest Food Quality: 2,350thMost Pacifist: 2,352ndSmartest Citizens: 2,486thBest Weather: 2,494thNicest Citizens: 2,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,654thTop
Most Influential: 2,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,927thMost Cultured: 3,051stMost Inclusive: 3,242ndHighest Economic Output: 3,413thLargest Governments: 3,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,661stLargest Populations: 3,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,491stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,643rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,502ndMost Income Equality: 20,594th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 209th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 397th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 433rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 486th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 918th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,003rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,102nd in the region

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