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The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia

“My verim nashey Materi.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.37 billion Volkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,959 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,311 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Volkian can expect a strongly worded letter, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, it's never "just a game" with Volkian sports fans, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mahitou.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 123,781st in the world and 5,562nd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 26.67 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 553rdSafest: 938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 957thMost Stationary: 1,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,214thTop
Most Developed: 1,752ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,810thMost Influential: 2,195thMost Pacifist: 2,253rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,390thLowest Crime Rates: 2,429thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,542ndNicest Citizens: 2,689thSmartest Citizens: 2,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,264thMost Cultured: 3,290thHighest Economic Output: 3,556thMost Inclusive: 3,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,048thLargest Populations: 4,103rdBest Weather: 4,182ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,254thLargest Governments: 4,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,250thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,709thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,414thNudest: 12,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,830th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 259th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionMost Devout: 640th in the region

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