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The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia

“My verim nashey Materi.”

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The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.048 billion Volkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,758 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 45,387^th in the world and 1,102^nd in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.01 flags saluted per person per day.

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