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The Empire of Crawlisle

“We make your life terrible... on purpose!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Empire of Crawlisle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by His Omniscient Excellence with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.026 billion Crawleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosisyta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The all-consuming Crawlislean economy, worth 680 trillion gelds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,326 gelds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 639,061 per year while the poor average 16,981, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Crawlisle's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crawlisle is ranked 45,083rd in the world and 474th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 14.44 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,357thMost Primitive: 1,430thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,714thMost Avoided: 1,859thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,938thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,634thMost Conservative: 5,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,821stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,118thLargest Mining Sector: 6,273rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,570thMost Secular: 7,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,441stLargest Retail Industry: 10,185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,308thMost Patriotic: 13,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,367thTop
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Most Influential: 16,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,882ndMost Authoritarian: 19,043rdLargest Black Market: 19,387thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,258th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Primitive: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionMost Conservative: 126th in the regionMost Secular: 145th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 187th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 217th in the regionMost Patriotic: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 230th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 361st in the regionRudest Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 412th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 453rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 474th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 42 » Troc, La Xinga, American-Cascadia, Truth and Technologies, Romanoddle Republic, Adolanta, Empire of Dabiristan, H-Zhena, New Leganes, Axdel, Amjedia, Merlovich, Dremaur, Debluu, Kyrisland, Kangarawa, The City of Philadelphia, Aivintis, Enlil, Malvekia, Atrocha, Arleat, Evdon, Bai Lung, The Holy Rat, Kaigi, Philville2, Soramra, The Perplexed, Mahagura and Vajrastan, Hizuru, Goodnamesarerare, Marrabuk, Awqnia, United China Nation, Sokala, East Malaysia, Vaskeden, Ultatopia, Khusja, Reynar, and Hieggary.