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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek

“Unum cum virtute multorum”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.707 billion Kelsseks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The powerhouse Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,588 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Prime Minister can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 6,726th in the world and 205th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 124.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 608thLargest Populations: 710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,150thBest Weather: 1,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,519thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,834thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,468thMost Cultured: 2,472ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,691stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,027thSmartest Citizens: 3,657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,786thMost Stationary: 3,969thMost Pacifist: 4,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,058thNicest Citizens: 5,350thLargest Governments: 5,507thSafest: 6,726thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,999thHealthiest Citizens: 7,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,760thNudest: 9,256thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,340thLowest Crime Rates: 12,158thMost Inclusive: 16,817thMost Developed: 16,843rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,015thMost Secular: 18,896thHighest Average Incomes: 20,641stHighest Drug Use: 20,709th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Stationary: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionMost Pacifist: 162nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196th in the regionSafest: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 219th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 251st in the regionNudest: 272nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 290th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 445th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 468th in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 562nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 572nd in the regionMost Secular: 636th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 815th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 857th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 882nd in the region

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