The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek
“Unum cum virtute multorum”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.707 billion Kelsseks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The powerhouse Kelssekian economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,588 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Prime Minister can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
- : Kelssek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The People's Republic of Halaethaed Commune.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
- : Kelssek voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities".
- : Kelssek published "Kelssek: a visitor's guide" (Account: Trade).
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe.
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