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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Do penguins wish they could fly?”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.84 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,110 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,483 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Structures are raised on promises, surveillance cameras are banned, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is almost non-existent. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 1,542nd in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 51.47 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 266thMost Rebellious Youth: 425thLargest Retail Industry: 434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 522ndNicest Citizens: 750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 806thMost Inclusive: 863rdMost Accessible: 970thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,057thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,437thMost Influential: 1,450thFattest Citizens: 1,542ndSmartest Citizens: 1,659thHighest Food Quality: 1,846thMost Pacifist: 2,089thMost Cultured: 2,288thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,797thHighest Average Incomes: 3,041stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,081stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,564thLargest Governments: 3,680thMost Efficient Economies: 3,799thHighest Economic Output: 4,280thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,095thMost Developed: 7,295thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,669thMost Stationary: 7,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,253rdNudest: 13,903rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,041stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,296thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 24,050thLargest Populations: 24,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,397thHighest Drug Use: 30,043rd
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Accessible: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionMost Politically Free: 108th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rd in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 185th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 251st in the regionMost Extreme: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the region

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World Assembly

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