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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.393 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 767 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,261 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,230 per year while the poor average 55,658, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, swans are considered a delicacy, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime is relatively low. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 143,726th in the world and 6,758th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 394thLargest Retail Industry: 454thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,004thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,397thMost Inclusive: 1,716thMost Influential: 1,828thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,981stTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,199thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,276thNicest Citizens: 2,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,739thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,245thSmartest Citizens: 4,406thHighest Average Incomes: 4,487thMost Cultured: 4,584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,716thMost Efficient Economies: 6,902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,235thNudest: 8,589thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,105thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,350thTop
Most Politically Free: 11,305thMost Pacifist: 13,195thLargest Governments: 13,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,301stMost Extreme: 17,117thHighest Drug Use: 18,219thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,824th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 71st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Politically Free: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 160th in the regionNudest: 250th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 375th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 396th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 418th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 477th in the regionMost Extreme: 486th in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionMost Armed: 654th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 704th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 733rd in the regionLargest Populations: 807th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 848th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 872nd in the region

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