The Republic of CheeseBurrito
“Peace and Justice”
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.393 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.
The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 767 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,261 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,230 per year while the poor average 55,658, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.
Home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, swans are considered a delicacy, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime is relatively low. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, swans are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, light entertainment isn't dead.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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