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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.897 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 914 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 234,619 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in CheeseBurrito, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, Big Cheese's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime is relatively low. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 23,253rd in the world and 808th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,366.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 381stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 946thMost Inclusive: 1,441stFattest Citizens: 1,475thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,683rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,830thNicest Citizens: 2,218thTop
Most Influential: 2,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,370thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,936thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,181stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,367thSmartest Citizens: 3,375thMost Cultured: 3,505thHighest Average Incomes: 4,045thMost Efficient Economies: 4,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,442ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,036thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,259thMost Pacifist: 10,351stLargest Governments: 10,429thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,410thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,607thHighest Economic Output: 18,731stMost Politically Free: 19,121stHighest Drug Use: 20,105thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,966thMost Pro-Market: 21,198th
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 96th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 281st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 313th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 344th in the regionMost Pacifist: 375th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 377th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 401st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 476th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 531st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 633rd in the regionMost Armed: 719th in the regionLargest Populations: 758th in the regionMost Extreme: 798th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 808th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 887th in the region

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