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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.709 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 300 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,067 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big Cheese spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 150,644th in the world and 6,178th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -445.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 1,194thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,615thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,824thMost Influential: 2,279thLargest Retail Industry: 2,521stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,793rdMost Inclusive: 3,973rdNicest Citizens: 5,005thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,163rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,236thMost Politically Free: 6,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,811thSmartest Citizens: 7,277thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,468thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,194thHighest Average Incomes: 8,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,588thMost Developed: 9,057thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,121stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,519thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,837thMost Cultured: 11,326thNudest: 12,017thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,961stMost Extreme: 14,218thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,549thLargest Governments: 14,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,797thMost Pacifist: 15,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,556th
Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionMost Politically Free: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 166th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 182nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionNudest: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 266th in the regionMost Cultured: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 291st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 336th in the regionLargest Governments: 349th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 375th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 387th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 401st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 445th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 450th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 491st in the regionMost Extreme: 501st in the regionMost Pacifist: 519th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 568th in the regionSafest: 590th in the region

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