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The People's Republic of Chinesasia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.182 billion Chinesasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beidou. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chinesasian economy, worth 200 trillion Used Pringle Cans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,994 Used Pringle Cans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinesasia's national animal is the three footed panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Plastic.

Chinesasia is ranked 289,248^th in the world and 4,652^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.