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The Queendom of Priti Purple Wonderland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Priti with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.03 billion Priti Purple Wonderlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pritopia. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Priti Purple Wonderlandian economy, worth 614 trillion pritipops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,199 pritipops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Priti Purple Wonderland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Priti Purple Wonderland's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indian.

Priti Purple Wonderland is ranked 156,409^th in the world and 2,342^nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 18.53 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.