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The Republic of Blahalan |
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| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of Blahalan is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thalia with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 965 million Blahalanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transto. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blahalanian economy, worth 115 trillion hajs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,785 hajs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, only the richest get to see out of their windows, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime is totally unknown. Blahalan's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Blahalan is ranked 41,972nd in the world and 636th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,204.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Blahalan was endorsed by 
The Republic of Topologica.
- : Following new legislation in Blahalan, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Blahalan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Blahalan, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in Blahalan, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Blahalan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
- : Following new legislation in Blahalan, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls.
- : Following new legislation in Blahalan, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Blahalan was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Yurannia.
- : Blahalan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
World Assembly
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