Spotlight on:
The Armed Republic of Azerrat |
“We Will Endure”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Armed Republic of Azerrat is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.657 billion Azerratians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moria. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Azerratian economy, worth 360 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,636 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and the government is buying children's books by the thousands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azerrat's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Azerrat is ranked 100,594th in the world and 1,347th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,085.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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Azerrat was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Yurannia.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
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Azerrat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in
Azerrat, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
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Azerrat was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of KaizrState.
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