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The Paradise of Parenthos

“An unspeakable world”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Paradise of Parenthos is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by a Phoenix named Aslan with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.743 billion Parenthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voa. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Parenthosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,382 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 221,972 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, every Parenthian is a king, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and a little love goes a long way claim Parenthosian news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Parenthos's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is kombucha.

Parenthos is ranked 307,077^th in the world and 4,127^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -28.25 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.