Spotlight on:
The Paradise of Parenthos |
“An unspeakable world”
Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Paradise of Parenthos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.899 billion Parenthians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Parenthosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,028 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the South Pacific, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Parenthos's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Parenthos is ranked 292,763rd in the world and 4,723rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,089.81 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the South Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
- : Parenthos was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Following new legislation in Parenthos, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : Parenthos rejected a request from Pecan Sandies for an embassy with The World of Narnia.
- : Parenthos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.