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The ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🎄 🎅 of Ammmericaaaa

“Mariah Carey has a legendary career besides christmas”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🎄 🎅 of Ammmericaaaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Lory Recognyzia Ashleigh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.58 billion Little persistent insectoid fascists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waaashingtonnnn DDDCCCC. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a little persistent insectoid fascist economy, worth 343 trillion christmas presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,942 christmas presents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Christmas Animalsball fields, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... a little persistent insectoid fascist satellites can detect it, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ammmericaaaa's national animal is the Christmas Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.

Ammmericaaaa is ranked 5,501st in the world and 510th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 11,140 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,580thTop
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Most Influential: 5,501stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,150thMost Pacifist: 7,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,372ndNicest Citizens: 8,471stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,359thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,758thHealthiest Citizens: 15,438thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,591stHighest Food Quality: 16,753rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,953rdSafest: 20,050thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,545thBest Weather: 20,805thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,090thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,479thMost Cultured: 28,632nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 228th in the regionNicest Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 248th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 260th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 328th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 357th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 404th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 439th in the regionSafest: 468th in the regionMost Inclusive: 471st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 473rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 503rd in the regionMost Influential: 510th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the region

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