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The No Pretitle of Esfalsa

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Location: the South Pacific

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The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.394 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,720 Esfalsan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', treason is relative, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the official Esfalsan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 31,094th in the world and 926th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,133.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,259thMost Influential: 1,644thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,736thBest Weather: 6,920thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,009thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,984thSmartest Citizens: 9,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,676thMost Inclusive: 10,187thMost Pacifist: 10,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,515thMost Cultured: 10,755thSafest: 10,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,037thMost Developed: 11,078thNicest Citizens: 11,557thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,137thLowest Crime Rates: 13,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,961stLargest Governments: 14,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,628thHighest Economic Output: 15,076thHealthiest Citizens: 15,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,149thMost Secular: 19,477th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionBest Weather: 238th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 286th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 289th in the regionMost Cultured: 316th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionMost Developed: 344th in the regionMost Inclusive: 371st in the regionSafest: 371st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 407th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionLargest Governments: 417th in the regionNicest Citizens: 419th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 426th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 554th in the regionMost Secular: 675th in the region

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