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The Constitutional Monarchy of United Kingdom Of Balts is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 614 million United Kingdom Of Baltsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Valley. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kingdom Of Baltsian economy, worth 63.2 trillion Goaunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,907 Goaunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom Of Balts's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom Of Balts is ranked 310,210^th in the world and 5,063^rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.52 flags saluted per person per day.