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The Federation of Garaskord |
“Strength and Prosperity”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Federation of Garaskord is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Phronimos Rex with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.612 billion Garaskordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garaskord City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Garaskordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,578 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Garaskord, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Garaskordian Liberator", and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garaskord's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Garaskord is ranked 301,545th in the world and 4,029th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.2 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Garaskord was endorsed by
The Empire of Jabanos.
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Garaskord was endorsed by
The Spoonist Monarchy of West Khazana Finsstan.
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Garaskord was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Canadianers.
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Garaskord was endorsed by
The Republic of Loogootee.
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Garaskord was endorsed by
The Floof of The X-8 Research Center.
- : Following new legislation in
Garaskord, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in
Garaskord, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Garaskordian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in
Garaskord, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
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Garaskord endorsed The Polyphonic Isles of Auloi.
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Garaskord endorsed
The It has escaped of Holy Free.
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