The Republic of Laamiva
“They're Palatschinken, not Pfannkuchen.”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Republic of Laamiva is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 827 million Laamivans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 77.0 trillion rubiins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,120 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and Laamiva's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laamiva endorsed The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
- : Laamiva was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Ferrhibium.
- : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Best Weather.
- : Laamiva was endorsed by The Empire of Rly8h.
- : Laamiva endorsed The Socialist People's Republic of Ostanasia.
- : Laamiva was endorsed by The Socialist People's Republic of Ostanasia.
- : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Laamiva was endorsed by The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn.
- : Laamiva was endorsed by The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
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