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The Republic of Laamiva

“They're Palatschinken, not Pfannkuchen.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Laamiva is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 827 million Laamivans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 77.0 trillion rubiins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,120 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and Laamiva's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laamiva is ranked 92,052nd in the world and 3,358th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,248.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 361stMost Influential: 733rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,222ndMost Secular: 5,968thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,876thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,159thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,469thMost Inclusive: 17,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,642ndSmartest Citizens: 21,241stMost Developed: 21,664thMost Cultured: 21,794thBest Weather: 21,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,211th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 152nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 189th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 402nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 537th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 567th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 584th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 621st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621st in the regionMost Cultured: 639th in the regionMost Developed: 646th in the regionMost Inclusive: 647th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 651st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 660th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 684th in the regionNudest: 690th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 732nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 744th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 754th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 772nd in the regionBest Weather: 799th in the region

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