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The Republic of Laamiva

“They're Palatschinken, not Pfannkuchen.”

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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Laamiva is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.764 billion Laamivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Laamivan economy, worth 157 trillion rubiins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,254 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laamiva's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 16,675th in the world and 509th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,507.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 549thMost Influential: 783rdTop
Most Secular: 5,302ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,205thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,643rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,130thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,274thMost Inclusive: 18,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,178thBest Weather: 19,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,366thMost Developed: 20,357thSmartest Citizens: 20,762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,367thMost Cultured: 21,709th
Most Influential: 63rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Secular: 181st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 189th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 408th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 458th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 537th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the regionMost Developed: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 613th in the regionBest Weather: 619th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 633rd in the regionMost Cultured: 634th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 657th in the regionMost Inclusive: 658th in the regionNudest: 674th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 697th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 732nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 795th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 804th in the region

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