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The Not Not Republic of Not Austria

“This is not Austria, go away.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
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Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Not Not Republic of Not Austria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Meow with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.09 billion Not Austrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Vienna. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Not Austrian economy, worth 147 trillion Not Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,802 Not Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Not Eagledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Austria's national animal is the Not Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not Austria is ranked 218,930th in the world and 7,189th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.35 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,146thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,451stMost Influential: 1,906thTop
Most Inclusive: 6,620thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,625thNicest Citizens: 8,735thBest Weather: 9,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,483rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,131stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,931stLowest Crime Rates: 17,498thMost Secular: 18,737thSmartest Citizens: 18,853rdLargest Governments: 21,557thMost Income Equality: 21,775thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,681stMost Pacifist: 23,645th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionMost Inclusive: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 271st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 312th in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 337th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 492nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 519th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 575th in the regionLargest Governments: 642nd in the regionMost Secular: 657th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 729th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 750th in the region

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