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The Not Not Republic of Not Austria

“This is not Austria, go away.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

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The Not Not Republic of Not Austria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Meow with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.668 billion Not Austrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Vienna. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Not Austrian economy, worth 117 trillion Not Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,145 Not Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Austria's national animal is the Not Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Not Austria is ranked 16,200th in the world and 523rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,356.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,673rdMost Influential: 2,117thTop
Most Inclusive: 7,160thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,491stNicest Citizens: 8,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,173rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,400thBest Weather: 11,824thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,644thMost Secular: 18,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,801stSmartest Citizens: 19,543rdMost Income Equality: 22,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,891st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 284th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 290th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 347th in the regionBest Weather: 384th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 523rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 539th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 543rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 543rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 549th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Secular: 635th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 721st in the regionLargest Governments: 726th in the region

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