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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng”

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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hà Phi Hùng with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.474 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,967 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,703 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, the atmosphere in Vietnamese boardrooms is turning more gay, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 1,060^th in the world and 26^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,969.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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