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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng”

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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hà Phi Hùng with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.321 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,347 Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and school history books often refer to Hà Phi Hùng as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 1,062^nd in the world and 21^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,146.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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