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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng”

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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.446 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 7,600 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 412,034 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 316,182^nd in the world and 5,197^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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