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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.474 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 4,967 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 368,703 Vietnam Commonwealth Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee, the atmosphere in Vietnamese boardrooms is turning more gay, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 1,060th in the world and 26th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,969.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 206thMost Inclusive: 265thLeast Corrupt Governments: 272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 278thSmartest Citizens: 282ndLargest Governments: 294thNicest Citizens: 307thLargest Welfare Programs: 311thMost Beautiful Environments: 324thHighest Food Quality: 334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 336thHighest Poor Incomes: 349thMost Developed: 349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 357thMost Efficient Economies: 376thLongest Average Lifespans: 379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410thBest Weather: 419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 431stSafest: 439thHealthiest Citizens: 515thMost Advanced Public Education: 522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 597thMost Rebellious Youth: 633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 655thMost Secular: 688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 753rdLowest Crime Rates: 768thMost Cultured: 794thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,060thHighest Average Incomes: 1,270thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,200thHighest Economic Output: 2,625thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,740thMost Influential: 3,121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,991stRudest Citizens: 4,046thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,648thMost Patriotic: 7,791stNudest: 9,325thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,297thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,315thTop
Most Stationary: 15,592ndMost Income Equality: 20,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,107thLargest Populations: 23,812thMost Politically Free: 25,397th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 97th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Politically Free: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Patriotic: 174th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionLargest Populations: 245th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Stationary: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 345th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 553rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 937th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,021st in the region

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