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The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.376 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 3,243 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,923 Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, gossip magazines have pictures of H Phi Hng sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, every workday begins with group therapy, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 224,148th in the world and 8,425th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 211thMost Inclusive: 223rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 228thMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 249thNicest Citizens: 282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 287thMost Compassionate Citizens: 299thSmartest Citizens: 317thLargest Governments: 343rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 345thMost Developed: 347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 367thMost Beautiful Environments: 373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 394thLargest Welfare Programs: 394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 409thBest Weather: 452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 460thSafest: 561stLargest Publishing Industry: 606thMost Advanced Public Education: 639thHealthiest Citizens: 643rdMost Influential: 708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 725thMost Rebellious Youth: 754thMost Cultured: 871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 896thLowest Crime Rates: 943rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,138thHighest Average Incomes: 1,251stHighest Drug Use: 1,458thMost Secular: 1,625thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,259thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,855thHighest Economic Output: 3,822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,759thNudest: 9,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,967thMost Income Equality: 11,080thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,826thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,015thMost Politically Free: 17,229thMost Extreme: 20,035thRudest Citizens: 22,209thMost Stationary: 22,336th
Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 108th in the regionMost Pacifist: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 215th in the regionMost Politically Free: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionNudest: 295th in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 394th in the regionMost Extreme: 406th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 437th in the regionMost Income Equality: 483rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 817th in the region

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