The East Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 12,138^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians	Corporate Police State	“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
2.	The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land	Corporate Police State	“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
3.	The Community of Egzarkia	Capitalist Paradise	“Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
4.	The Republic of Bai Lung	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Three Principles of the People”
5.	The Dictatorship of Walter Heisenberg	Corporate Police State	“Tread lightly”
6.	The Rogue Nation of Nocoins	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!”
7.	The GangLand of 7-5	Anarchy	“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
8.	The Armed Republic of Mershistan	Corporate Bordello	“Nos mercatores pecuniam vere amo.”
9.	The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana	Anarchy	“Increased profits create happiness.”
10.	The Glorious People's Republic of Socialist Communist States	Corporate Police State	“No, You Cannot Eat!”

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