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The Arne Slot of Chillicothe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM Richard Hammond with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.194 billion Chillicotheans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chillicothean economy, worth 819 trillion Chillicothean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,770 Chillicothean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and billions of Chillicothean Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Panther Nebula. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chillicothe's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chillicothe is ranked 216,985^th in the world and 3,574^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 119.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.