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The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Vampire Syndicate of Black Ivars is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Methuselah Ţepeș with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.032 billion Nosferatus are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypt. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient undead economy, worth a remarkable 9,534 trillion blood barrels a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 272,156 blood barrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Undead Navy, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Ivars's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is necromancy.

Black Ivars is ranked 30,618th in the world and 1,243rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,697.28 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Black Market: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 543rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 718thLargest Publishing Industry: 949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,051stLargest Populations: 1,134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,823rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,972ndMost Influential: 2,276thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,426thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,490thHighest Average Incomes: 2,785thMost Efficient Economies: 3,625thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,631stRudest Citizens: 6,949thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,285thLargest Governments: 7,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,106thSmartest Citizens: 8,706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,104thMost Avoided: 9,201stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,259thMost Armed: 10,821stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,988thMost Stationary: 13,592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,634thMost Developed: 20,328th
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 228th in the regionMost Stationary: 231st in the regionRudest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Armed: 270th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 331st in the regionMost Avoided: 403rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 409th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 529th in the regionMost Developed: 591st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 708th in the region

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