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The Terrible Influence of Zazumo


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Terrible Influence of Zazumo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.805 billion Nerds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parts Unknown. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nerd economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,184 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", courtrooms can be a little sketchy, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and there's no representation without taxation. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 198,426th in the world and 8,634th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -372.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 25thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,883rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,249thNicest Citizens: 2,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,179thHealthiest Citizens: 3,291stMost Efficient Economies: 3,480thMost Inclusive: 3,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,530thMost Pacifist: 4,915thMost Developed: 5,828thSmartest Citizens: 6,117thMost Cultured: 6,155thHighest Economic Output: 7,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,212thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,082ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,794thLargest Governments: 10,866thHighest Average Incomes: 11,159thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,074thSafest: 14,167thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,586thLowest Crime Rates: 16,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,416thBest Weather: 17,455thMost Secular: 18,757th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 243rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 250th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 272nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 299th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 377th in the regionLargest Populations: 385th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 482nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 512th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 526th in the regionLargest Governments: 527th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 602nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 620th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 665th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 669th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 677th in the regionSafest: 761st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 795th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 819th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 827th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 844th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 914th in the region

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