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The Something Something of Zazumo

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The Something Something of Zazumo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A corrupt leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.342 billion dummies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parts Unknown. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient dumb economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Stolen Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,024 Stolen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is banned, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Zazumo's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nachos.

Zazumo is ranked 19,688^th in the world and 5^th in Zazumo for Most Secular, with 59.21 Atheism Rate.

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