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The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.93 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,411 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,076 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Satrojuan grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 216,546^th in the world and 3,469^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 116.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.