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The Commonwealth of Lamuell |
“Vaccinate your kids, slip slop slap and seatbelt safety”
| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.273 billion Lamuellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Francuezzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,486 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Lamuell's mid-life crisis, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lamuell Funland City Times is sold out, Lamuellian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lamuell is ranked 45,053rd in the world and 645th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Lamuell was endorsed by 
The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by
The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, Lamuellian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Lamuell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lamuell Funland City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Lamuell's mid-life crisis.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Lamuell was endorsed by
The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Following new legislation in Lamuell, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 194 » 
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Votak Matim, 
North Bratislava, 
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Pallaith, 
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The Jerichowan Country, 
Holy Marcus Empire, 
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Cobolica, 
Bornodia, 
The Arverni Lands, 
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Bagojo, 
Regallio, 
Inspiratus, 
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