Capitalist Paradise

WA Delegate: The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal (elected )

Founder: The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 60th Most Nations: 68th Most Influential: 71st+28
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 325th Highest Disposable Incomes: 465th Rudest Citizens: 476th Fattest Citizens: 641st Most Avoided: 686th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 711th Largest Retail Industry: 717th Most Valuable International Artwork: 766th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 823rd Most Armed: 925th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,127th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,293rd Largest Black Market: 1,363rd Highest Economic Output: 1,395th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,461st Highest Average Incomes: 1,506th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,554th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,555th Largest Mining Sector: 1,646th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,703rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,747th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,747th Most Cultured: 1,767th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,838th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,882nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,057th Smartest Citizens: 2,115th Highest Crime Rates: 2,367th
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Welcome to Capitalist Paradise!


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Founded in May 2003, this is a friendly and secure region for nations with exceptionally strong economies, good civil rights and political freedoms.
We are the largest capitalist orientated region in the game and also this is one of the oldest player created regions in NationStates.
We welcome nations of all categories. Great and respectful political & economical debates are always encouraged in our RMB.

Please support our region by endorsing our lawfully elected World Assembly Delegate.


~ From Liberty, Prosperity; From Prosperity, Freedom ~



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Tags: Capitalist, Democratic, Enormous, Featured, Free Trade, Independent, Industrial, Map, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, and 3 others.Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, and Role Player.

Regional Power: Very High

Capitalist Paradise contains 333 nations, the 68th most in the world.

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As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 11,005th in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Democracy”
2.The Holy Realm of Scorpions ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together”
3.The Transitional Government of ZekeinistanIron Fist Consumerists“Brighter than one billion suns”
4.The Federal Republic of Edison CulverInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Life, Liberty, and Property”
5.The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws”
6.The Four Suyus of of PoopsancagizalLeft-wing Utopia“Ama suwa, ama llulla, ama qilla.”
7.The Protectorate of AelhaeranDemocratic Socialists“The Light to the Nations”
8.The United Federation of Biswasian StatesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fire and Blood”
9.The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila EruDemocratic Socialists“The Bells of Freedom Ring”
10.The Polemic Hagiarchy of ZenzibarPsychotic Dictatorship“That's just the way the system works.”
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Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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The Corporatist Government of Arcanagara

Libertarian Republic of Argentina wrote:Look, I don't mean to be unpolite but you are a socialist country in the CAPITALIST Paradise. I think this isn't a place for you.

agree.

The Community of Estonia Latvia and Lithunia

Libertarian Republic of Argentina wrote:Look, I don't mean to be unpolite but you are a socialist country in the CAPITALIST Paradise. I think this isn't a place for you.

Well, the Recruitment telegram said anybody from all over the political spectrum can come so ignore the name

The Dictatorship of The Borat

helo
im sel my sisters and specials cousins for the amazons work, haw mach? i lke this capetlinism

The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal

Estonia Latvia and Lithunia wrote:Well, the Recruitment telegram said anybody from all over the political spectrum can come so ignore the name

You are both correct, and quite welcome here!

Please enjoy your stay in Capitalist Paradise!

The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal

Octal wrote:You are both correct, and quite welcome here!

Please enjoy your stay in Capitalist Paradise!

Edit: oh. they left. You guys ran 'em off!

The Gold Holy Free Land® of Ancapaland69

Octal wrote:Edit: oh. they left. You guys ran 'em off!

imma run off half of the players here

The Free Land of Libertarian Republic of Argentina

Octal wrote:Edit: oh. they left. You guys ran 'em off!

I didn't left.
I am loyal to Capitalist Paradise!

The Voluntary Community of Anchillas

Ancapaland69 wrote:imma run off half of the players here

Yes, only a true intellectual would do such a thing.

The Dictatorship of The Military State of the Galapagos

I have just legalized child labor, I love capitalism

via 10000 Islands

The Garden of Earthly Delights of Jabberwocky

And now for something completely different:


10000 Islands Emissary Report

Date: February 2021
Population: 1,212
Delegate Endorsement: 411
Forum: Link https://10000islands.proboards.com/
Discord: Link https://discord.gg/4uWZbNS

TITO Command

Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Wischland
~Executive Officers: Hakketomat, HN67

Government

As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: HumanSanity
~Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Wischland
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Aschente
~Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Vacant
~Minister of Education: Free Las Pinas
~Minister of Labor Wille-Harlia
~Minister of Immigration: Margaux

Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found Linkhere.

New Government Appointments

~Following a shocking investigation into Taco Island Mayor Louisistan’s failure to use the official yacht as directed by the Mayor’s Private Yacht Act of 1955, Louis handed in his Linkresignation as mayor. Chief Executive Markanite appointed Tanzoria as the Linknew mayor, to oversee forum spam and games. Thank you, Louis, for your convivial leadership of Taco Island, and congrats Tanzoria!
~Markanite also appointed Free Las Pinas as the new LinkPresident of the XKI Cards Co-op, after HumanSanity stepped down. As President, FLP will help to coordinate regional card farming efforts and direct the donation of cards to various cultural events and competitions.
~Then Secretary of State Margaux hired Porflox as XKI’s new emissary to Spiritus, Sulenia as emissary to Greater Dienstad, and Eastern New England as emissary to Deutschland.
~The new Minister of Education Free Las Pinas hired Sulenia to serve as his deputy and assist in coordinating the welcome and assistance of new members of the region.

Around the Islands

~February’s LinkFeatured Nation was Porflox, a newcomer to the islands who has already shown their talent as a recruiter, TITO Member, and the region’s new emissary to Spiritus. Congratulations Porflox, we’re excited to see where you’ll go next!
~Cultural Officer Thedairos announced the LinkBest Flag Competition this February, where members and friends of the region could submit their flag designs via a forum thread or an on-site TG, after which Islanders voted for their favorite design. With 22 gorgeous flag designs to choose from, competition was fierce, but in the end, Grea Kriopia’s flag won the forum competition, and Megistos flag won the on-site competition. Congrats to the winners and a round of applause for all contestants for their creativity and amazing flag designing skills!
~XKI’s LinkForum Theme Design Competition continued throughout the month of February. Interested Islanders were given the chance to submit their own ideas for a new forum design, in hopes that their submission might be chosen as an actual theme for the regional forum. Four intrepid designers tried their hand at making a forum theme. Free Las Pinas showed an eye for pleasing pink with his LinkPastel Palms Theme. Pianaville lifted our spirits with their bright LinkBeach Theme and Comfed channeled the spirit of the ocean with their LinkSurf of the Islands Theme. Finally, Silvedania got us all ready for summer vacation with their LinkSand and Water Theme. The Council of Nine is currently deliberating which of these gorgeous designs to pick, so stay tuned to find out the competition winner next month!
~Perhaps prompted by the new Mayor Tanzoria, there has been a resurgence of spammy chat threads in Taco Island. Chaos reigned as Islanders debated whether or not Linkthis is a Starbucks, fired Linktrebuchet projectiles at one another (and the mayoral mansion), and re-opened LinkThe Tanzoria Asylum for the Criminally Insane. And yes, the asylum is named after the new mayor, perhaps explaining why Taco Island has been so crazy as of late. Regardless, Islanders new and old enjoyed the excitement and got to spamming like never before!
~In celebration of The Partnership for Sovereignty, XKI, TRR, and TSP joined forces to host a trading card pull event. The event was centered around commended defenders, and participants had the chance to get S1 Improving Wordiness, Ballotonia, and Eluvatar cards. Eager to try their luck, members of all three regions spent the afternoon card farming and opening up card packs, with several participants striking gold and gaining a copy of these sought-after cards.

Islander Achievements

~Although this is a civil, rather than personal achievement, we wanted to highlight Eastern New England for all the hard work he has been doing lately as the WA Secretariat in issuing numerous WA Proposal Voting Recommendations and Overviews. With every new proposal to hit vote in the GA or SC, ENE searches through forum debate to provide Islanders with a quick, easy to understand overview of the proposal from a variety of perspectives. For political proposals, ENE goes one step further, and coordinates with delegate HumanSanity to issue a voting recommendation explaining why a vote for or against is in XKI’s regional interest. ENE’s work has provided valuable insight into the WA for many Islanders, and truly deserves a moment of special recognition for his efforts!
~Free Las Pinas also put in the work in regard to the WA this month, authoring their first-ever GA Resolution “Supporting People with Disabilities”. After months of drafting and redrafting his proposal about protecting and assisting those with physical and mental impairments, FLP submitted his proposal towards the middle of February. Following an extensive telegram campaign, the proposal reached vote and passed with a laudable 82.8% support. Congrats FLP, and best of luck in your future authorship endeavors.
~Not to be outdone, Noahs Second Country also got to work in the WA, drafting “Repeal: Commend Northern Borland”, pointing out the questionable claims of the original resolution. Although this was a controversial repeal, Noah’s hard work ensured that it would pass, with 58.9% support. Fantastic job!
~Rounding out XKI’s excellent work in the WA this month was HumanSanity. Following a raid on the passworded region The Embassy, HS quickly pushed “Liberate The Embassy” to vote in the Security Council. With broad support from many small delegates and individual nations, the resolution passed with 69.5% support. Congratulations and thank you HS!

XKI Game-Side

A regional poll by Jabberwocky asked Islanders which of a variety of movie villains would make the best parent. Most Islanders weren’t particularly impressed by any of the villains parenting skills and chastised poor Jabber for being insensitive. Those willing to disregard the problems of villain parents, however, decided that Emperor Palpatine would make the best dad.

The RMB was filled with playful banter this month:

~Another month bites the dust!
~And...and?!?!
~Kyle and his hole?
~Z-Day has come early.
~Doctor Who?
~No no, it’s cursed.
~Likely story. I want name, rank, and, Bank Balance.
~Unlimited voting Power!
~Old Folks and their lawns.
~An excellent translation!

Poet Laureate Competition

With February, came the LinkPoet Laureate Contest. Islanders submitted poems, this time centered on the themes of courage and bravery, which were then voted upon by the region. Aersoldorf’s humorous poem, was chosen as the contest’s winner.

‘Twas long ago, both cold and dark,
The sun had slipped away,
Patrons thru my door had come,
To hide until the day.

Good food, strong drink and tales provide,
Distraction from their fear,
Yet laughing eyes can scarce disguise,
The knowledge that Death’s near.

The TITO boys were making noise,
A’boasting of past deeds,
As stronger ales make stronger tales,
They’d all been in their meads.

Kanta cleared his throat and said,
That he was bravest, true,
“While you were kicking raiders butts,
I kicked their mamas too”

Kort’s Korner did erupt in sound,
Knights spewed their drinks, guffawed,
Up through the floor came Shelter’s ghost,
The patrons silent, awed.

“I hear ye making crazy claims,
I’ve come to set you straight,
Titanica, the bravest knight,
Would use you for cut bait,

Yet even he, the noblest knight,
Was filled with doubt and dread,
When from the sand a monster plucked,
Its fearsome, fishy, head.

Halibostrichus vampiricus,
Part vampire, fish and bird,
Grub gumbo turned and ran so fast,
A sonic boom was heard,

For 80 days and nights they ran,
No respite, no time out,
When out of breath, the knight did stop,
And turn himself about,

I beg of thee my mortal foe,
A toast to death let’s chug,
But Hakke smiled and said no thanks,
I chased you for a hug.”

Until next month, your XKI Update Staff is signing off – Wischland and Margaux

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