Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Capitalist Paradise

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 958th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
3.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
4.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaLeft-Leaning College State“We are always pretty”
5.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
6.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixAnarchy“Behold!”
7.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy“Foo Bar”
8.The Sleeping Cats of GreybrowLeft-Leaning College State“How fortunate the man with none”
9.The Production Facilities of IndustriaCapitalist Paradise“Industria”
10.The Federal Republic of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Democracy”
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