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The дСвобода Мысл of Testlandia

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Testregionia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The дСвобода Мысл of Testlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Meridian Zero with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 39.334 billion Testlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,256 trillion Kronenmünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 57,355 Kronenmünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Testlandia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, solid-gold toilets are Testlandian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 222,027th in the world and 35th in Testregionia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 342ndLargest Populations: 454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,077thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,557thBest Weather: 3,597thHighest Economic Output: 7,543rdMost Influential: 8,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,235thMost Cultured: 8,712thLargest Black Market: 10,490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,403rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,514thHighest Food Quality: 13,414thSafest: 13,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,965thSmartest Citizens: 15,195thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,617th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the region

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