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The дСвобода Мысл of Testlandia

“Fixed, thanks.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: Testregionia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The дСвобода Мысл of Testlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meridian Zero with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and pith helmet sales. The democratic population of 37.593 billion Testlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Kronenmünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,992 Kronenmünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, future leaders of Testlandia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and solid-gold toilets are Testlandian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 213,564th in the world and 43rd in Testregionia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 149thLargest Populations: 466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,248thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,590thBest Weather: 3,599thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,222ndHighest Economic Output: 7,048thMost Cultured: 8,412thMost Influential: 8,564thLargest Black Market: 8,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,130thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 13,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,342ndSafest: 14,557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,097thSmartest Citizens: 15,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,877th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

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