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The Hive Mind of Testlandia

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Location: Testregionia

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meridian Zero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 36.522 billion Testlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,154 trillion denarii a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 58,991 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and future leaders of Testlandia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 169,664th in the world and 41st in Testregionia for Most Authoritarian, with 421.28 milliStalins.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 164thLargest Populations: 470thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,915thBest Weather: 3,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,576thLargest Black Market: 5,963rdHighest Economic Output: 6,570thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,954thMost Influential: 8,301stMost Cultured: 8,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,557thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,426thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,689thSmartest Citizens: 15,756thMost Stationary: 17,355thSafest: 17,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,880th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: None.