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The Libertarian Republic of Thenium |
“There's no such thing as a free thing”
| Category: Anarchy | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Capitalist Paradise |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Libertarian Republic of Thenium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.646 billion Theneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thenirion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Thenean economy, worth 413 trillion Thims a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 156,366 Thims, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,109 per year while the poor average 15,921, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.
Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thenium's national animal is the rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.
Thenium is ranked 246,332nd in the world and 58th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 15,921.93 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Thenium's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
- :
Thenium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, nothing in life is promised except death and government support.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in
Thenium, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Thenean terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders.
World Assembly
Sumadartson,
Kaputer,
Senexia,
Snorlaxia,
Courathar,
UNDelegate, and
Arbonium.


























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