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The Libertarian Republic of Thenium

“There's no such thing as a free thing”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Libertarian Republic of Thenium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.646 billion Theneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thenirion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Thenean economy, worth 413 trillion Thims a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 156,366 Thims, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,109 per year while the poor average 15,921, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thenium's national animal is the rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.

Thenium is ranked 246,332nd in the world and 58th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 15,921.93 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,045thRudest Citizens: 2,341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,479thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,265thFattest Citizens: 3,359thLargest Retail Industry: 3,644thHighest Crime Rates: 3,865thMost Avoided: 4,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,540thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,646thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,194thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 12,871stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,464thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,626thHighest Average Incomes: 23,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,595thMost Efficient Economies: 23,686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,824thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30,179th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the region

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World Assembly

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Sumadartson, Kaputer, Senexia, Snorlaxia, Courathar, UNDelegate, and Arbonium.