Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,225^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalizt	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.	The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef	Anarchy	“Industry is progress”
4.	The United States of Midlands	Anarchy	“Don't just do something - stand there”
5.	The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix	Anarchy	“Behold!”
6.	The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam	Anarchy	“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
7.	The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum	Capitalizt	“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.	The Unitary State of Foneivive	Capitalist Paradise	“Non Ducor, Duco”
9.	The Gold Holy Free Land® of Ancapaland69	Capitalist Paradise	“No Gods, No Kings, Only Man”
10.	The Gun-Toting Fossil Fuel CEOs of Corporatatia	Corporate Bordello	“If government gets in the way our company is doomed!”

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