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The Happy Eagles of Flying Eagles

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Happy Eagles of Flying Eagles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Defender with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.253 billion Eagles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Defender City. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eagleian economy, worth 846 trillion Paper Defenders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,560 Paper Defenders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and pedants defending Defender observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flying Eagles's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Defenderism.

Flying Eagles is ranked 245,865th in the world and 1,438th in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,042ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,848thMost Pacifist: 3,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,657thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,131stMost Influential: 5,227thSafest: 5,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,801stBest Weather: 5,915thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,071stMost Inclusive: 6,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,179thHealthiest Citizens: 7,275thNicest Citizens: 7,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,590thHighest Food Quality: 9,308thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,819thLargest Governments: 10,823rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,707thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,008thSmartest Citizens: 14,315thMost Developed: 14,707thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,131stMost Cultured: 16,516thMost Secular: 17,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,624thMost Income Equality: 18,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,346th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Income Equality: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 144th in the region

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