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The Clampdown of Kaputer

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.849 billion Kaputerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 7,405 trillion Show Me Da Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,007 Show Me Da Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's mettle is about to be tested, rural Kaputerians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 3,053^rd in the world and 37^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,930.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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