Lazarus

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Hunters of Valere wrote:

Wait, I'm dead... where am I? *Hears a zombie* Oh no no no... My country is a resurrected nation!!

Welcome to the club. Pick up souls of the lost and eternally damned in the Lost and Found bin on the left. Make sure to fill out form DL-76!

New Rogernomics wrote:

🔨*hits with banhammer*

🎅 Treadwellia or 🐾 Cat!

But why pick the greater good...let the greater evil of the Catocracy begin... 🐈‍⬛

First task is to raid all the catnip and liberate all the cardboard boxes for our loyal cat comrades! 😻

🔨*hits with larger, stolen banhammer*

One-piece, red and white striped bathing suit. Flip-flops on the feet. Towel in hand. Thus does His Obesity waddle happily toward the indoor, heated, palace pool! Even with the perpetual snow and cold throughout Treadwellia that is brought on by the Tubbius Magic, the Tremulous Tummy can enjoy a swim!

The Principality applauds our delegate, Treadwellia, whose recent decision in the General Assembly of the WA has shown himself to be an ally to our nations' labor forces. We urge all our fellow phoenix WA members to vote in favor of the proposal "Rights of the Employed".

Now more than ever, the working class needs the support of enlightened leadership to protect their dignity in the working environment. To those in Lazarus who have voted in favor of the proposal we applaud you as well. To those who have yet to vote, we urge you to consider the perspective of the working class in nations who deprive their laborers of basic human dignity. Should industries discriminate against workers? Should they pay them according to incidental classifications such as gender or race? Should women in the workplace be silenced when molested by their bosses?

This proposal is important to attain better standards of living.

To those in Lazarus who have voted against this proposal, we request that you reconsider or abstain from the vote entirely. How can a nation vote to oppress one of the most important pillars of society?

Demonos wrote:

How can a nation vote to oppress one of the most important pillars of society?

Quite easily. I just click against. I care not for the bottom tier. They are tools to be used by the elite.

Glorious Society wrote:

Quite easily. I just click against. I care not for the bottom tier. They are tools to be used by the elite.

Exactly, the workers of my nation are nothing more than pawns. Atleast, the ones who haven't been replaced by robots already.

The NLO promises to protect workers.

Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius are lying in bed together tonight, munching popcorn as They watch an episode of MMPH, which is one of Treadwellia's favorite talk shows. This episode concerns a number of portly, elderly Tubbian priests who discuss their joys of being Tubbians. All is well in Treadwellia!