Capitalist ParadiseWorld Census

The Most Primitive in Capitalist Paradise

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 27,137th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Pretty Asylum Acres of AintRightInTheHeadInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A Capitalist Paradise Colony for Mental Health”
2.The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism ForeverCapitalizt“Don't Tread On Me”
3.The Principality of The Circle CityNew York Times Democracy“E Pluribus Unum”
4.The Matriarchy of Dre MamandopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.The People's Republic of KapiteliaCorporate Police State“It is the consumers who make poor rich and rich poor.”
6.The United States of Arizona9Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Grand Canyon State”
7.The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of AmericaCompulsory Consumerist State“Nam mors venit omni”
8.The Jurassic Park of The Lost WorldInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We were lost, but are we now found?”
9.The Colony of CAT CARD RESCUECorporate Bordello“Adopt a cat!”
10.The United States of -Corporate America-Civil Rights Lovefest“Pride and Industry”
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