Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Capitalist Paradise

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,640^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia	Left-Leaning College State	“We are always pretty”
2.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalizt	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.	The United States of Midlands	Anarchy	“Don't just do something - stand there”
4.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
5.	The Federal Republic of Brillnuck	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Liberty, Equality, Democracy”
6.	The Hive City of Blue Embassy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Liberty in Mind and Body”
7.	The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws”
8.	The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef	Anarchy	“Industry is progress”
9.	The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
10.	The Armed Republic of The Allied States	Father Knows Best State	“I believe in one thing the power of human will”

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