Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,021st in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Democracy”
2.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
3.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaLeft-Leaning College State“We are always pretty”
4.The Protectorate of AelhaeranScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The Light to the Nations”
5.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
6.The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Inhale courage, exhale force I am who makes your laws”
7.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecLiberal Democratic Socialists“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
8.The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila EruDemocratic Socialists“The Bells of Freedom Ring”
9.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Soli Deo Gloria”
10.The Time Lords of MetacrisisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I am the Bad Wolf. I create Myself.”
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