Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,021^st in the world for Smartest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Federal Republic of Brillnuck	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Liberty, Equality, Democracy”
2.	The United States of Midlands	Anarchy	“Don't just do something - stand there”
3.	The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia	Left-Leaning College State	“We are always pretty”
4.	The Protectorate of Aelhaeran	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“The Light to the Nations”
5.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalizt	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
6.	The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws”
7.	The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
8.	The Progressive Technocracy of Uchila Eru	Democratic Socialists	“The Bells of Freedom Ring”
9.	The Benevolent Dictatorship of Canterburie	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Soli Deo Gloria”
10.	The Time Lords of Metacrisis	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“I am the Bad Wolf. I create Myself.”

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