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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia

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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.705 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,636 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 515,170 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 215,087^th in the world and 248^th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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