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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia |
“We are always pretty”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: Capitalist Paradise |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.897 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 12,135 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 554,208 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Barbara the Barbarian's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.
Snorlaxia is ranked 298th in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 53,073.15 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Snorlaxia, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in
Snorlaxia, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in
Snorlaxia, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
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Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
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Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Following new legislation in
Snorlaxia, Barbara the Barbarian's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in
Snorlaxia, the Snorlaxia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
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Snorlaxia, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in
Snorlaxia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
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Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 41 » Kaputer,
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FASTERCAT,
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Freed Peoples of Aracia,
Taxdodgers,
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Patoro,
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Alanzo,
UNDelegate,
Leopold City,
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Roma SPQR,
PALAIS REALITY,
The Military State of the Galapagos,
Courathar,
Aspesaria,
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Octal,
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