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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia

“We are always pretty”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.125 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,937 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 519,615 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 318th in the world and 9th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,166.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 40thMost Cultured: 43rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 97thMost Rebellious Youth: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thMost Devout: 173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 232ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thRudest Citizens: 241stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241stFattest Citizens: 256thHighest Average Incomes: 268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 270thHighest Poor Incomes: 305thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 318thLargest Retail Industry: 339thSmartest Citizens: 341stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 357thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472ndHighest Economic Output: 496thMost Avoided: 612thMost Armed: 634thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 799thMost Inclusive: 879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 989thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,000thMost Influential: 1,241stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,488thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,836thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,093rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,356thTop
Largest Governments: 2,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,807thMost Stationary: 2,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,790thLargest Populations: 8,591stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,693rdHighest Drug Use: 17,880thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,975th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 35 » Kaputer, Canterburie, Zenzibar, Aelhaeran, Octal, Edgemaster, Poopsancagizal, Edison Culver, Scientia Major, UNDelegate, Hellbardia, Republica JIM, Arbonium, Senexia, Xestris, Hamonistan, Sheepcote, The Fyre Phoenix, Neo Jewsalem, Luciferio, Otoro, Egoistic Markets, Darren j, Saint Theodora, Liberamentis, Angelless, Cat eating fish, The Strasbourg, Squirm Worm, The Glorious Republic of America, Aleravia, Bel Cairo, Aloongia, Mr moneymachine, and The United Counties of Liberty.