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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia

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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.125 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,937 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 519,615 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 318^th in the world and 9^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,166.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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