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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia

“We are always pretty”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.705 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,636 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 515,170 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 215,087th in the world and 248th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.92 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Cultured: 44thMost Scientifically Advanced: 45thHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thMost Rebellious Youth: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146thMost Efficient Economies: 166thMost Devout: 169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 208thRudest Citizens: 211thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 229thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 269thFattest Citizens: 270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 275thHighest Average Incomes: 284thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 323rdLargest Retail Industry: 344thSmartest Citizens: 357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472ndHighest Economic Output: 532ndMost Avoided: 627thMost Armed: 662ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 818thMost Inclusive: 892ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 907thMost Influential: 1,289thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,971stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,084thLargest Mining Sector: 2,396thTop
Largest Governments: 2,811thMost Stationary: 2,908thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,163rdLargest Populations: 8,636thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,784thHighest Drug Use: 20,578thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,881st
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 30 » Kaputer, Canterburie, Zenzibar, Aelhaeran, Octal, Edgemaster, Poopsancagizal, Edison Culver, Scientia Major, UNDelegate, Hellbardia, Republica JIM, Arbonium, Senexia, Amerisia, Xestris, Hamonistan, Sheepcote, The Fyre Phoenix, Christopolous, Neo Jewsalem, Luciferio, Otoro, Egoistic Markets, Kaljutistan, Greater Dream SMP, Greatsvil, Concorcadia, Darren j, and Libertarian Republic of Argentina.