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The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia

“We are always pretty”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.897 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 12,135 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 554,208 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Barbara the Barbarian's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 298th in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 53,073.15 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Cultured: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31stHighest Disposable Incomes: 80thMost Efficient Economies: 100thRudest Citizens: 120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120thMost Rebellious Youth: 131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Devout: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 171stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186thSmartest Citizens: 207thMost Cheerful Citizens: 222ndHighest Average Incomes: 235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 246thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 253rdFattest Citizens: 266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 291stLargest Retail Industry: 298thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 339thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 359thHighest Food Quality: 360thHighest Economic Output: 426thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 621stMost Armed: 751stMost Influential: 781stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 830thMost Inclusive: 925thMost Valuable International Artwork: 988thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,241stMost Patriotic: 1,348thLargest Governments: 1,451stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,885thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,262ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,263rdMost Stationary: 2,620thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,811thHighest Drug Use: 3,058thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,696thLargest Populations: 8,008thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,008thLowest Crime Rates: 13,257thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,138th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the region

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