The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia
“We are always pretty”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: Capitalist Paradise
Regional Influence: Handshaker
The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 19.125 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 9,937 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 519,615 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sonichuism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Snorlaxia was endorsed by The Confederacy of The United Counties of Liberty.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Unitary State of Foneivive.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Corporate Republic of Courathar.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Rogue Nation of Fanareisisks Kaisarreiki.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Democratic States of Viperreich.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Democratic Republic of The democratic republic of no.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Purgatorial Entropy of Pavonesia.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Armed Corporate States of Adrachia.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Republic of Sielianda.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Great Republic of Hindoka.
Endorsements Received: 35 » Kaputer, Canterburie, Zenzibar, Aelhaeran, Octal, Edgemaster, Poopsancagizal, Edison Culver, Scientia Major, UNDelegate, Hellbardia, Republica JIM, Arbonium, Senexia, Xestris, Hamonistan, Sheepcote, The Fyre Phoenix, Neo Jewsalem, Luciferio, Otoro, Egoistic Markets, Darren j, Saint Theodora, Liberamentis, Angelless, Cat eating fish, The Strasbourg, Squirm Worm, The Glorious Republic of America, Aleravia, Bel Cairo, Aloongia, Mr moneymachine, and The United Counties of Liberty.