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The Big Bull of Woonsocket

“The Big Bull has spoken!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Apprentice


Woonsocket was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 281

The Big Bull of Woonsocket is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bull Schmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.269 billion Woonsocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wooncow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woonsocketian economy, worth an astonishing 17,718 trillion Moolahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 451,195 Moolahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Bull Schmidt is a silly poophead, the digital money revolution has cashed out, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Woonsocket's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonsocket is ranked 506th in the world and 10th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 286.8 quips per hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 135thHighest Economic Output: 138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179thLargest Publishing Industry: 221stLargest Mining Sector: 225thMost Influential: 232ndLargest Insurance Industry: 252ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thSmartest Citizens: 506thHighest Average Incomes: 589thLargest Populations: 800thLargest Retail Industry: 999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,092ndRudest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,241stMost Efficient Economies: 1,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,038thMost Developed: 2,045thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,110thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,422ndTop
Largest Black Market: 2,710thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,076thHealthiest Citizens: 3,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,610thHighest Food Quality: 5,779thNudest: 5,839thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,924thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,987thLargest Governments: 8,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,604thMost Armed: 11,656thMost Cultured: 11,917thMost Stationary: 12,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,157thSafest: 12,441stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,917thLowest Crime Rates: 19,494thMost Secular: 21,297thMost Avoided: 21,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,006th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 102nd in the regionMost Armed: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the region

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