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The Soul-Crushing Factories of Eldorado2

“Cripple the blasphemer”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: APSIA

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Soul-Crushing Factories of Eldorado2 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.017 billion Eldorado2ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldorado2ian economy, worth 143 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 140,822 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,070 per year while the poor average 39,856, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eldorado2 flights to avoid the pay lavatories, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eldorado2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eldorado2 is ranked 55,501st in the world and 23rd in APSIA for Most Developed, scoring 63.67 on the Human Development Index.

Nudest: 221stMost Armed: 1,134thHighest Crime Rates: 1,201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,259thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,136thFattest Citizens: 2,265thMost Avoided: 2,309thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,636thRudest Citizens: 3,410thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,466thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,671stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,563rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,734thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,981stMost Efficient Economies: 8,991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,459thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,271stMost Secular: 15,437thHighest Average Incomes: 16,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,689thMost Pro-Market: 17,693rdHighest Drug Use: 17,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,177th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

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