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The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam

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The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.154 billion Uxorem meamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uxorem meamian economy, worth a remarkable 9,415 trillion weras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 267,848 weras, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,487,931 per year while the poor average 2,675, a ratio of 929 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, eminent domain has been abolished, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uxorem meam's national animal is the gavial, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uxorem meam is ranked 234,520^th in the world and 240^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -358.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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