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The Federal Republic of Turnips

“Kneel before the Turnip 🫜”

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The Federal Republic of Turnips is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Charles Turnip Townshend with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.074 billion Turnips are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tumshire. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turnipain economy, worth 589 trillion Carrets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,614 Carrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Turnipain citizenship in droves, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Carret treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turnips's national animal is the Rotabagge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turnips is ranked 10,853^rd in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,205.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Has WA voting rights.

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