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The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone

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The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Punisher with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.889 billion Ownzoneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 2,357 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,377 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 237,279^th in the world and 441^st in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 2.36 Obesity Rate.

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