The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone
“This is the best and greatest nation......tribute”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Punisher with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.531 billion Ownzoneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 233,799 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ownzone was endorsed by The Burning Trash Fire of Lord Dominator.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Ownzone voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Ownzone was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Nicest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Ownzone, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
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