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The Confederacy of Kawastyselir

“In love, all are free”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.852 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The enormous but sluggish Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,351 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, escalators are avoided at all costs, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kawastyselir is ranked 237,559th in the world and 448th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 1.99 Obesity Rate.

Least Corrupt Governments: 397thMost Pacifist: 453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 584thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 673rdBest Weather: 674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 707thSafest: 716thNicest Citizens: 727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 838thMost Influential: 908thMost Inclusive: 1,043rdLargest Governments: 1,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,452ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,454thLowest Crime Rates: 1,651stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,670thMost Cultured: 1,671stHealthiest Citizens: 1,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,322ndSmartest Citizens: 2,341stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,434thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,716thMost Stationary: 6,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,769thNudest: 11,036thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,491stLargest Populations: 15,121stHighest Economic Output: 16,738thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,086th
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45th in the regionMost Income Equality: 45th in the region

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